The ultimate dad joke compilation
Reblog for “Robeneros”
the coffee thing gave me life
hahaha printing the weather for future reference…dads…
trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less
don’t drink pasteurized milk if you’re trying to build calcium!!!
pasteurized milk introduces calcium carbonate into your system which your body doesn’t really fuck with so your body steals calcium from your bones in order to make up the difference.
trans people taking estrogen, if you want to get calcium from a dairy product, make sure you’re drinking raw milk! not that i’d know how to get raw milk, or if it even tastes good or whatever, all i know is that pasteurized milk is a big fat lie
i dont know which questionnaire this was for so i will do both
7. Have you ever been cheated on? Nope. I’ve dated good people.
22. There is no question 22 on this one for some reason
14. there is also no 14 wtf?
7. Any piercings that you want? Nah, I’m not a piercing sort of person.
22. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? It used to take me 45 minutes to an hour but lately it’s been taking me an hour and fifteen. Luckily I leave hella early.
14. Zodiac sign? The fish.